God, you are such a tease...

so there is such a thing call perfection after all. darn, why are you showing me all the possibilities in your garden of eden and yet at the same time didn't give me access to it.

u make me a very happy man by teasing me big time.

so now, after the big tease, can i have a word with you, let's sit down and discuss the terms and conditions. i see what u can offer, and i totally love it. so what does it take for me to have it?