A story about 3 women who died together in an accident & went to heaven
A story about 3 women who died together in an accident & went to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter said: 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they entered heaven, & sure enough, there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck, & although they tried their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally stepped on 1.
Along came St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw..
St. Peter chained them together & said: 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the 2nd woman accidentally stepped on a duck & along came St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chained them together with the same admonishment as for the 1st woman.
The 3rd woman observed all this &, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, was very, very careful where she stepped.
She managed to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter came up to her with the most handsome man she had ever laid eyes on . Very tall, good looking & muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says: 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy replied: 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!
When they get there, St. Peter said: 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they entered heaven, & sure enough, there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck, & although they tried their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally stepped on 1.
Along came St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw..
St. Peter chained them together & said: 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the 2nd woman accidentally stepped on a duck & along came St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chained them together with the same admonishment as for the 1st woman.
The 3rd woman observed all this &, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, was very, very careful where she stepped.
She managed to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter came up to her with the most handsome man she had ever laid eyes on . Very tall, good looking & muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says: 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy replied: 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!
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